I didn't know Keira Knightley is British & other confessions

Hi. Do you guys remember this series where I confess lots of weird things to you? Yeah. It's back. Because I am chock full of this stuff and it needs to come out. Here we go!
1.  I'm having a really hard time lately figuring out if I like Cane's or Chick Fil A better.
2. Does anyone even like Kayne West anymore? or are we all just pretending if we don't talk about him he will go away....? Oh yeah, confession. Well I suppose the confession here is I don't like Kanye West. If I put it lightly. Sorry Yezzy.


3. I'm dying to see Zootopia. When it comes to movies, I'm basically an 8 year old child.
4. Wait, an exception to that confession is that I've fallen in love with the movie "Atonement".
5. Speaking of Atonement, you know, the one with Keira Knightley... am I the only one who did NOT know she is British?! Here we are, sitting at home chatting about her and I think to myself " I have never seen her in a movie where she doesn't have an accent". YEAH THAT'S BECAUSE IT'S A REAL ACCENT. My whole life is a lie.

6. And she is my WCW, errr I guess Woman Crush Every day would be more accurate.
7. Blogging is super hard because I hate re sizing images AND because I made my own blog layout which is as basic as it gets, it's sometimes difficult to get things to fit like I want them to and that drives me bonkers.
8. Am I the only human who still says bonkers...?
9. I can't wait till it stops raining and it's warm enough to go bask in the sun. I'm really hoping to go from wonder bread sandwich to a nice shade of toasted marshmallow real quick.

But maybe not as toasty as last year.....maybe.

10. I don't know where I found the picture below, but I keep it readily available on my computer.

That's all! (for now....)

Dog Stalking & Other Confessions

I've decided to make this a reoccurring post thing. Just cause. My first one was HERE, if you're curious as to what this biz is all about. (below is one of the greatest dog gifs of all time.)

So here we go
1. I dog stalk. As in, if you have pictures of your dog anywhere, I will look at them all. If you are walking on the street with a dog, I will stop everything and try to pet your dog without awkwardly asking if I can pet your dog. If it's not obvious enough, I really really really want a dog. 

2. I watch criminal minds almost every day. (wait. maybe I don't want to admit that..) Dr. Reid is basically responsible for solving every case and if you don't think so, I'm not sure we can be friends..

3. Chase and I quote this video all the time now. " Thats funny. I've never heard of a George Glass at our sküle"

4. If I could, I would have a jamba juice every.day. 

5. I love to celebrate everything. I did valentines week instead of valentines day. Leslie Knope is with me on this one.

6. Hearing that Oklahoma is trying to ban AP US history fills me with such sadness I cannot even express. If I did, it might be the equivalent of having it snow every day of your Hawaiian vacation. (I am aware this doesn't happen. but imagine the sadness.) 

5. As much as it pains me to say it, I think I'm side taylor in the taylor swift/katy perry fight. It's a real thing...apparently. But more importantly, I am always side LEFT SHARK.

6. When we go to Washington next month I really hope Chase let's me hangout with these bronze animals in his hometown. I mean, look at them. (side note, I'm stoked both of our families live in Washington state now)

7. I have already bought 2 boxes of french toast crunch since it's come back. I regret nothing. 

8. I really don't know why women fight with each other about whether or not they should wear makeup... but that could seriously be it's own post. 

9. I love snoop dogg. (snoop lion) I mean don't ask me why, I just do. 

10. I want breakfast food all the time. Side note, why doesn't mcdonalds sell their breakfast all day? It's like they're purposely torturing me (orrrr preventing me from being 5000 lbs. matter of opinion)

I don't think this could have ended more perfectly. Ron Swanson bacon gif. The end. 

I hate daylight savings: & other confessions

I write this as if people truly cared about the random things that make up my life: but why not.

Im stuck in this weird limbo where I want to post fun, cool, useful things all the time- and feeling like everything I post is irrelevant and I post way too much. Maybe I'l just start posting whatever I want, because If I waited for something relevant I would never post. (oh wait. maybe that's why I never post..?)

On other note I hate daylight savings so much. Ok, fall daylight savings time. The sun sets at 5 pm. Am I the only one who feels like that is the worst thing ever? Where did the sun even go?

2: I have listened to taylor swift's "Blank Space" so many times I can't even count. And it is probably the best song to lip sync to. And I don't even care that I'm starting sentences with "AND" (does that technically count as confession 2?)

3: I followed all my favorite buzz feed people on Facebook and stalked them. I feel no shame. I rotate this out, but I think Ashley and Eugene are my favorites. Oh and Keith...man. too many favorites. I will let myself feel no shame for stalking hilarious people.

4: I was super excited to pass out candy to little kids on halloween, and as soon as the first one came to the door, I hid and made chase pass out the candy. I have no idea why holidays stress me out so much. Don't worry though, by the end of the night I was passing out the candy.

5: My one on one conversations with people have become painfully awkward, as I have somehow lost all social skills. THIS is not something I am proud of.

6: Chase and I shamelessly drop everything when we see a dog and yell DOGE. (sometimes in a whisper tone, as to not freak out owners of said dogs) It's like we never see dogs or something- but really it's because we want a dog so badly.

7: I make babies sloth noises. Like this. I'm embarrassed, but not enough to stop doing it...obviously.

(also, that's one of my favorite videos ever)

8: I'm addicted to mystery teen novels. Easy reads, so much angst. There's something about it that keeps me coming back. recently read : Cryer's Cross

9: I don't think I like fall as much as other people do. I like it for about a month (the month where it's still 75 to 80 degrees and a few trees change colors. When everyones like "WEEEE! sweater weather!" I'm sitting there wishing a sweater was optional. I know- I'm a buzzkill. 

10: I want a cheeto costume like Katy Perrys. SO BAD. I would wear it all the time. Ok, maybe not ALL the time, but probably more than I should.